The X-RATED PARADISE OF ISLAM
In this article I shall
describe the Islamic Paradise or Jannat which was invented by
Prophet Mohammed to bribe the Arabs into committing hedious
crimes by promising them materialistic things which they couldn't
obtain in the harsh desert. The paradise contains six important
items: beautiful virgins, young boys, water, wine, fruits and
wealth.
To prove my point I have taken verses from the Koran and quotes
from the Hadiths.
VIRGINS (HOURIS)
Mohammed knew that sex would sell very well among the group of
his lecherous followers who were motivated to fight battles by
the promise of sex slaves and booty. By constantly emphasizing to
his followers that they would get untouched virgins in Paradise,
Mohammed is clearly expressing his "high" opinion of
the institution of marriage and his fairness to women. Once the
followers go to heaven, they can conveniently ditch their wives
for the fresher and more pleasurable sexual encounters with
'Houris' (beautiful virgins). Not only that, the poor wives who
gave up their virginity for the pleasure of their husbands do not
get even one Male Sex Bomb. But wait, Allah is all merciful! He
gives the wives the rare honour of watching their husbands
deflower those 72 Houris (virgins) and 28 young pre-pubescent
boys.
The relevant verses from the Koran are:
Koran 78:31
As for the righteous, they shall surely triumph. Theirs shall be
gardens and vineyards, and high- bosomed virgins for companions:
a truly overflowing cup.
Koran 37:40-48
...They will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as
the sheltered eggs of ostriches.
Koran 44:51-55
...Yes and We shall wed them to dark-eyed houris. (beautiful
virgins)
Koran 52:17-20
...They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To dark-eyed
houris (virgins) we shall wed them...
Koran 55:56-57
In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have
touched before.Then which of the favours of your Lord will you
deny ?"
Koran 55:57-58
Virgins as fair as corals and rubies. Then which of the favours
of your Lord will you deny ?"
Koran 56:7-40
...We created the houris (the beautiful women) and made them
virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand.. "
Koran 55:70-77
"In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair... Dark eyed
virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man nor Jin will
have touched before..
In the Hadiths, Mohammed goes one step further and expands the
promise of virgins to include a free sex market where there is no
limit of the number of sexual partners. Women and young boys are
on display as if in a fruit market where you can choose the
desired ripeness.
Quote from Hadiths
Al Hadis, Vol. 4, p. 172, No. 34
Ali reported that the Apostle of Allah said, "There is in
Paradise a market wherein there will be no buying or selling, but
will consist of men and women. When a man desires a beauty, he
will have intercourse with them."
YOUNG BOYS
Homosexuality was and is widely practised in Islamic conutries.
To please the homosexuals among his followers he promised them
pre-pubescent boys in Paradise. So after committing plunder,
loot, rape and murder in this life, the followers of Islam get
"rewarded" by untouched virginal youths who are fresh
like pearls.
The relevant verses from the Koran are:
Koran 52:24
Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls
well-guarded.
Koran 56:17
Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness.
Koran 76:19
And round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness: if
thou seest them, thou wouldst think them scattered pearls.
As mentioned in my previous article, famous poets in Arabia
glorified homosexuality. As an example I am including a poem in
'Perfumed Garden' by Abu Nuwas:
O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your whore who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils
Need I say anything more after this colorful rendition by Abu
Nuwas ?
WATER
One of the major problems in the desert of Arabia was shortage of
pure water. Mohammed knew very well that to the Arabians, fresh
water was an item of luxury. So promising them abundant pure
water, river, fountains and springs in paradise would defintely
lure them to murder, loot and plunder people of other religions
in this life.
The relevant verses from the Koran are:
Koran 13:35
This is the paradise which the righteous have been promised: it
is watered by running streams..
Koran 3:198
As for those that fear their Lord, theirs shall be gardens
watered by running streams in which they will abide for ever, and
a goodly welcome from God...
Koran 3:136
...These shall be rewarded with forgiveness from their Lord and
with gardens watered by running streams, where they shall dwell
forever. Blessed is the reward of those who do good works..
Koran 15:45
The righteous (will be) amid gardens and fountains (of clear
flowing water)
Koran 22:23
As for those who have faith and who do good work, God will admit
them to gardens watered by running streams..
Koran 47:15
Here is a Parable Of the Garden which the righteneous are
promised: In it are rivers of water incorruptible;
Koran 55:50-51
In them each will be two springs flowing free; Then which of the
favours of your Lord will you deny ?
Koran 55:66-67
In them will be Two Springs pouring forth water in continuous
abundance:Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
Koran 44:51-55
As for the righteous, they shall be lodged in peace together
amidst gardens and fountains...
Koran 56:7-40
...They shall recline on couches raised on high in the shade of
thornless Lote trees and talhs; amidst gushing water...
WINE
Mohammed had to find more selling points besides virgins, young
boys and plenty of water. What good would be of Paradise without
rivers of wine for his followers? Wine was an extremely precious
commodity in the dry deserts of Arabia where it was rare to find
vineyards. Mohammed had a problem here- he had to include wine in
his 'Paradise-Package' but how could he include it in the list
when Allah had declared intoxicants as sinful. The only way to do
this was to somehow claim that the wine in the promised Paradise
was not intoxicating and therefore not sinful. Never mind the
fact that wine by nature contains alcohol which is intoxicating.
The relevant verses from the Koran are:
Koran 47:15
Here is a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised.
In it are...rivers of wine...
Koran 37:40-48
But the true servants of God shall be well provided for,...they
shall be served with goblet filled at a gushing fountain, white
and delicious to those who drink it. It will neither dull their
senses nor befuddle them.
Koran 56:7-40
They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face, and there
shalt wait on them immortal youths with bowls and ewers and a cup
of purest wine:
Koran 83:23-26
The righteous will surely dwell in bliss. Reclining upon soft
couches they will gaze around them: and in their faces you shall
mark the glow of joy. They shall be given a pure wine to drink,
securely sealed, whose very dregs are musk...
FRUITS
So far Mohammed has presented a very appetizing picture of
Paradise, but then it struck him that sex is no fun on an empty
stomach. Besides that one needs lots of nutrition in order to
have the energy to perform with so many Houris and young boys.
The prophet was an expert on this subject having honoured every
one of his numerous wives and mistresses with a nightly
visitation on one single night. Besides the only fruits he had
ever gotten to taste in this life was some dates and dry
pomegranates. So heaven had to be furbished with an inexhaustible
supply of every variety of fruits.
The relevant verses from the Koran are:
Koran 13:35
This is the paradise which the righteous have been promised..
eternal are its fruits, and eternal are its shades..
Koran 37:40-48
But the true servants of God shall be well provided for, festing
on fruit and honoured in the gardens of delight...
Koran 43:68-73
...Such will be the garden of which ye are made heirs for your
deeds. Ye shall have therein abundance of fruit, from which ye
shall have satisfaction.
Koran 47:15
Here is a Parable Of the Garden which the righteneous are
promised: ...In it are rivers of milk of which the taste never
changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; And rivers of
honey pure and clear. In it there are for them all kinds of
fruits; And grace from their Lord..
Koran 55:47-49
Containing all kinds of trees and delights.Then which of the
favours of your Lord will you deny ?
Koran 55:52-53
In them there will be fruits of every kind, two and two. Then
which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
Koran 55:54-55
...The fruit of the gardens will be near and easy to reach. Then
which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
Koran 55:68-69
In them will be Fruits, And dates and pomegranates: Then which of
the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
Koran 44:51-55
...Secure against all ills, they shall call for every kind of
fruit..
Koran 56:7-40
They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face, and there
shalt wait on them immortal youths with ...fruits of their own
choices and flesh of fowls that they relish..
Koran 76:13-21
...Reclining there upon soft couches, they shall feel neither the
scorching heat nor the biting cold. Trees will spread their shade
around them, and fruits will hang in clusters over them...
But the best was yet to come. The highlight of life in Islamic
Pardise is the fact that one doesn't have to go to the toilet.
All merciful Allah had miraculously provides a much better system
for getting rid of body waste. You simple sweat it out (probably
after all that sex or belch after consuming all that fruit and
wine)
Quote from the Hadiths:
Sahih Muslim Book 39, Number 6798, Narrated Jabir ibn Abdullah:
I heard Allah's Apostle (pbuh) as saying that the inmates of
Paradise would eat and drink but would neither spit, nor pass
water, nor void excrement, nor suffer catarrh. It was said: Then,
what would happen with food? Thereupon he said: They would belch
and sweat (and it would be over with their food), and their sweat
would be that of musk and they would glorify and praise Allah as
easily as you breathe."
WEALTH
Mohammed wanted to ensure that his followers would not be
obsessed with 'worldly things' in this life. So he made sure that
they have plenty of worldly things to pursue in heaven.
The relevant verses from the Koran are:
Koran 22:23
As for those who have faith and who do good work, God will admit
them to gardens watered by running streams. They shall be decked
with pearls and bracelets of gold, and arrayed in garments of
silk.
Koran 43:68-73
Enter ye the Garden, Ye and your wives, in beauty and rejoicing.
To them will be passed round, dishes and goblets of gold: there
will be there all that soul could desire, all that the eyes could
delight in: and ye shall abide there in..
Koran 55:70-77
..They shall recline on green cushions and fine carpets. Then
which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
Koran 44:51-55
As for the righteous, they shall be lodged in peace together
amidst gardens and fountains, arrayed in rich silks and fine
brocade...
Koran 55:54-55
They will recline on carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich
brocade...
Koran 56:7-40
They shall recline on jewelled couches..
Koran 76:13-21
..They shall be arrayed in garments of fine green silk and rich
brocade,and adorned with bracelets of silver..
Mohammed's promise of an Islamic Paradise that glittered with the
fulfillment of all sorts of wordly desires and sense enjoyment
was nothing but a sinister ploy to recruit those who had no hope
or expectation of ever getting these things in their present
lives. Knowing that they are assured of such a Paradise simply
because they follow Islam, Muslims can go around committing
murder, rape plunder and loot. It is the picture of this paradise
that has motivated Muslims over the centuries to cut down people
of other religions, to desecrate their places of worship and
mistreat them in the name of Allah. Even after death, the
spritually deprived Prophet of Islam could not see beyond wine,
women and food, leave alone exploring spiritual heights of the
soul.